I am about to be replaced in my husband’s affections. Yes, I’m afraid that the man has given his heart to another – she’s got a really nice body, she’s got a lot of get-up-and-go, and she’s new and exciting.
I can’t compete with that.
For the next 6 weeks, I’m going to have to listen to him go on and on about how he can’t wait for her to get here. He’s been telling all of his friends and family about this sexy little model that will soon be joining our household.
No doubt he will be spending all of his spare time with her, running his hands over her sleek lines, lavishing her with all sorts of new toys - giving her nothing but the best. He’ll be taking her out on the town, showing her off, and making all of the other guys pea-green with envy.
At least the bitch is going to be sleeping in the garage…..